Hermaphrodite lyrics

She`s part girl,
she`s part boy.
She`s got parts everyone can enjoy.

She`s got more,
she`s got less.
She`s got her manhood tucked in her dress.

Is she a mister,
or is she a miss?
Does she stand up when she`s taking a piss?
She`s my little girl,
yea, she`s my little guy.
When I try to please I get poked in the eye.

She wears lace and she wears flannel.
She watches football and the Lifetime Channel.

What`s that bulge under her nightie?
It must be hermaphrodite.

Somethings are white,
somethings are black.
Some girls wear make-up,
mine shaves her back.

She is still beautiful,
she is still fine.
It`s too bad her package is bigger than mine.

She can`t help her imperfections,
she gets jock itch from her yeast infections.
Who stole all my tightie whities?
It must be hermaphrodite.

Yea, hermaphrodite.
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