Hey Masturbator lyrics translation: TOM GREEN Hey Masturbator song texte and letras TOM GREEN Hey Masturbator tab, paroles and testo TOM GREEN Hey Masturbator Karaoke and Music Video - none yet
OH OH OH !(squishy sound)
Sitting in my house
and i know im all alone,
Felling kind`a horny
got a tingle in my bone
Going grab a penthouse
its the one with Sharron Stone,
HEY MASTURBATOR!
I go a little faster
and its feeling kind`a nice
once ain`t enough so i have to do it twice
you wanna spank the monkey
I can give you good advice
HEY MASTURBATOR!
*Woman moans*
I use some baby oil
or a lil` vaseline
laying down a towel
so i keep my towel clean
Never shake my hand
cuz` you don`t know where its been
HEY MASTURBATOR!
Im do it in the car
while im driving down the street
One hand in the wheal
and the other in my meat
I can`t get out the car
cuz im sticking to the seat
HEY MASTURBATOR!
*Tom Green,a sheep and the woman moan*
Since i was a kid
i have been a masturbator
stroke the chicken
holding now its the tomatoe
I put the miss novermber
Now im gonna take orator
HEY MASTURBATOR!
Bumbing the bannana
miss the lizard
shake and bake`em
counting on the flounder
and its mak`n a jamaican
Spank the frank
watch the carrot
got my hand its aken