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Hey Santa lyrics
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Quite often I get a thinking
How as kids we got by
Like christmas time in our house
We couldn`t even afford a fire
But we made do in our house
Back then when I was young
Dad used to suck a peppermint
And we`d all sit round his tongue
We couldn`t afford no tinsel
On our christmas tree
So we`d just wheel old grandad in
And make the old cunt sneeze...atchoo
Wheel him round the other side granny...atchoo
Well things change so bloody fast
I got children now of me own
Now I heard `em unwrap their presents
Last night when I got home
Santa claus you cunt
Where`s my fucking bike
I`ve unwrapped all this other junk
There`s nothing what i like
I`ve wrote you a letter
And i`ve come to see you twice
You geriatric wanker
Where`s my fucking bike
If i wanted a pair of fucking shoes
I would`ve fucking asked
This cowboy suit and ping-pong set
You can stick right up your arse
You went and mucked my order up
It`s enough to make you spew
It`s not just me that`s pissed off
My sister`s cheesed off too
Santa claUs you cunt
Where`s my fucking pram
You promised me you fucking cunt
You know who I am
`Cos I`m the little girl
You made sit right on your hand
Never mind your ho ho ho
Where`s my fucking pram
Next time i go to see him
I`m gonna punch him in the guts
Set his fucking reindeer loose
Kick rudolf in the nuts
Just you wait til next year
`Til we get to that store
A mate of my little sister
`ll come stomping through that door
Hey mums and dads just check his breath
And watch his bloodshot eyes
Don`t listen to him boys and girls
`Cos he tells fucking lies
He`s a pisstake and a pervert
He`s not even fucking bright
`Cos that fucking wanker
Forgot my fucking bike
Hey santa claus you cunt
Where`s my fucking bike
I`ve unwrapped all this other junk
There`s nothing what I like
I wrote you a fucking letter
And I came to see you twice
You geriatric wanker
Forgot my fucking bike
Yeah I`m gonna tell my dad on you
Fucking punch your head in....cunt
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