mystery date and you can`t be late
thought it wouldn`t go any deeper
stalling and stalling to the voice of debate
laugh at her jokes and then leave her
you can`t get out
well maybe she`s pretty and maybe she`s rich
you got to keep an open mind
hi, my name is cindy and i`m a transistorosexual
now it`s all run amuck
for the next five hours you`re fucked
fallen in a well and you can`t get out
thought you couldn`t fall any deeper
you learned about love and the opposite sex
that there`s fucked up people
you try again
maybe she`s pretty and maybe she`s rich
you got to keep an open mind
hi, um, my name is cindy
i`m your blind date and i`m really blind