High Caliber Consecrator lyrics

(Fallon, Gaster, Maines, Sult)
Won`t you come over and stay for a while.
Take a seat, have a drink, we`d have a nice time.
Turn on the TV. I believe it`s prime time.
I`ll make you chicken cacciatore in five.
There`s a woman down at 314 who can`t keep the stains on her kitchen floor
clean.
And there`s a man who`s been knocking on his own door for three years, or has
it been four?
I don`t want to spend the winter in this house all alone.
Those neighbors of mine keep coming over and playing with my mind.
I would like to love you. I sure would treat you right,
We could take the trash out every Thursday night.
Here in my neighborhood there is the strangest thing -
green buckets every Friday at every driveway.
They`re filled with glasses, plastics and newspapers too.
They say they recycle and bring them back to you.
I would like to love you I sure would treat you right,
We could take the trash out every Thursday night.
We could be a family, consume many goods.
We could be the pillars of the neighborhood.
Ah babe, I`m a real hard worker. With the proper tools.
I`ll make you anything you yearn for.
The barbarians are at the gate, come in before it`s too late.
I have food enough to last the two of us about a year.
One thousand cans of chowder and one thousand cans of beer.
I love my neighbors like I love my own brothers,
but every year they are getting odder and odder.
I would like to love you. I sure would treat you right,
We could take the trash out every Thursday night.
We could be a family, consume many goods.
We could be the pillars of the neighborhood.