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<pre><font size='+2'>HISTORY LESSON lyrics STEPHEN LYNCH</font><br>Stephen: <br />I have to redo the vocals for Medieval Bush.<br />Friends: <br />Why?<br />Stephen: <br />Cause I said 1570's muff instead of 1470's muff and the medieval period ended at the beginning of the 16th century.<br />Friends: <br />Wait! So how do you know this?<br />Stephen: <br />Cause I used to be a teacher.<br />Friends: <br />(Laugh)You used to be a teacher?<br />Stephen: <br />Yes<br />Friend: <br />Professor?<br />Stephen: <br />No, I taught elementary school and I got fired for I had an unorthodox way of teaching. In which I would bring my guitar in and sing the lessons to the kids.<br />Friend: <br />Of course you did.<br />Stephen: <br />Okay, okay let me find a lesson for you... Ben Franklin<br />"Ben Franklin went out one night, <br />Tied a key to the end of a kite, <br />Electricity struck so bright, <br />Write it down muthafuckas"<br />Friends: <br />You called the kids motherfuckers?<br />Stephen: <br />Some of them were motherfuckers yes.<br />Friends: <br />Science<br />Stephen: <br />Um... <br />"Issac Newton sat under a tree, <br />An apple hit him in the head so he, <br />Said holy shit that's gravity, <br />So write it down muthafuckas"<br />I have a million of theses.<br />Friends: <br />Pilgrims<br />Stephen: <br />Okay... hey... <br />"Pilgrims raced against the clock, <br />Lookin for a place to dock, <br />They said fuck it here's Plymouth Rock, <br />Write it down muthafuckas."<br />Friends: <br />I don't like the fact that you are implying that the pilgrims were lazy.<br />Stephen: <br />I'm not implying anything.<br />Friend: <br />Wright Brothers<br />Stephen:<br />Uh... <br />"A dude named Orville Wright, <br />Told his brother lets invinflight, <br />So Wilbur said "ight", <br />Write it down muthafuckas"<br />Yes, he said "ight"<br />Friend:<br />Wilbur said "ight"?<br />Stephen: <br />In my story he did.<br />Friend: <br />Wilbur was street in your story?<br />Stephen: <br />Yes<br />Friend:<br />Word<br />Stephen: <br />See, you can't stump me<br />Friend: <br />Slavery?<br />Stephen: <br />Uh there is nothing funny about slavery... well... <br />"Abe Lincoln lead the nation, <br />Freed slaves form the plantations, <br />Inmansa-muthafucka-proclamation, <br />Write it down anaem-ops."<br />Friend: <br />Gandhi! <br />Stephen:<br />Uh... I did not have one for him. Uh... hold on, hold on. Gandhi... Uh... alright.<br />(Slowly) "Gandhi is what you said, <br />An Indian with a bald head, <br />He was a bit under fed, <br />Write is down muthafuckas!"<br />Fried from that job! <br />Friend: <br />Your a genius.<br><br><a href='http://www.lyricsbay.com' target='_blank'>LyricsBay</a> | <a href="http://www.lyricsbay.com/history_lesson_lyrics-stephen_lynch.html" target='_blank'>HISTORY LESSON lyrics STEPHEN LYNCH</a></pre>

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Stephen:
I have to redo the vocals for Medieval Bush.
Friends:
Why?
Stephen:
Cause I said 1570's muff instead of 1470's muff and the medieval period ended at the beginning of the 16th century.
Friends:
Wait! So how do you know this?
Stephen:
Cause I used to be a teacher.
Friends:
(Laugh)You used to be a teacher?
Stephen:
Yes
Friend:
Professor?
Stephen:
No, I taught elementary school and I got fired for I had an unorthodox way of teaching. In which I would bring my guitar in and sing the lessons to the kids.
Friend:
Of course you did.
Stephen:
Okay, okay let me find a lesson for you... Ben Franklin
"Ben Franklin went out one night,
Tied a key to the end of a kite,
Electricity struck so bright,
Write it down muthafuckas"
Friends:
You called the kids motherfuckers?
Stephen:
Some of them were motherfuckers yes.
Friends:
Science
Stephen:
Um...
"Issac Newton sat under a tree,
An apple hit him in the head so he,
Said holy shit that's gravity,
So write it down muthafuckas"
I have a million of theses.
Friends:
Pilgrims
Stephen:
Okay... hey...
"Pilgrims raced against the clock,
Lookin for a place to dock,
They said fuck it here's Plymouth Rock,
Write it down muthafuckas."
Friends:
I don't like the fact that you are implying that the pilgrims were lazy.
Stephen:
I'm not implying anything.
Friend:
Wright Brothers
Stephen:
Uh...
"A dude named Orville Wright,
Told his brother lets invinflight,
So Wilbur said "ight",
Write it down muthafuckas"
Yes, he said "ight"
Friend:
Wilbur said "ight"?
Stephen:
In my story he did.
Friend:
Wilbur was street in your story?
Stephen:
Yes
Friend:
Word
Stephen:
See, you can't stump me
Friend:
Slavery?
Stephen:
Uh there is nothing funny about slavery... well...
"Abe Lincoln lead the nation,
Freed slaves form the plantations,
Inmansa-muthafucka-proclamation,
Write it down anaem-ops."
Friend:
Gandhi!
Stephen:
Uh... I did not have one for him. Uh... hold on, hold on. Gandhi... Uh... alright.
(Slowly) "Gandhi is what you said,
An Indian with a bald head,
He was a bit under fed,
Write is down muthafuckas!"
Fried from that job!
Friend:
Your a genius.

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