Ho Ho F Ho lyrics

(Chorus)
Ho ho fucking ho,
What a crock o` shit,
We all work for Santa Claus,
We`ve had enough, we quit.
Cos we do all the fuckin` work while he stars in the show,
Stick yer Christmas up yer arse, ho ho fucking ho.

I`m Rudolph and I quit.
Just who`s he think he is?
That little fat cunt sat back in the sleigh,
crackin` that fuckin` whip.
And me stuck up the front, with these other useless cunts,
Stick yer Christmas up yer arse, ho ho fucking ho.

(Chorus)
Ho ho fucking ho,
What a crock o` shit,
We all work for Santa Claus,
We`ve had enough, we quit.
Cos we do all the fuckin` work while he stars in the show,
Stick yer Christmas up yer arse, ho ho fucking ho.

And what about us elves,
we`ve had enough as well,
workin` in that freezing cold, it`s cold as fucking hell,
we work until we drop, with our bollocks freezin` off,
stick yer Christmas up yer arse, ho ho fucking ho.

(Chorus)
Ho ho fucking ho,
What a crock o` shit,
We all work for Santa Claus,
We`ve had enough, we quit.
Cos we do all the fuckin` work while he stars in the show,
Stick yer Christmas up yer arse, ho ho fucking ho.

I`m Santa Claus` wife,
I know what he`s really like,
sneakin into those little kid`s rooms
he`s a fuckin` paedophile,
A devious old drunk,
and I`m married to the cunt,
So stick yer Christmas up yer arse, ho ho fucking ho.

(Chorus)
Ho ho fucking ho,
What a crock o` shit,
We all work for Santa Claus,
We`ve had enough, we quit.
Cos we do all the fuckin` work while he stars in the show,
Stick yer Christmas up yer arse, ho ho fucking ho.
Stick yer
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