Kids, be free
Be whatever you are, do whatever you wanna do
Just so long as you don`t hurt anybody
Hurry Hurry Hurry!
(Shaggy 2 Dope)
Serial Slaughterin` Strangalars,
Jugglin` Jugglin` Juggulas,
Fall-in, fat floppy titty freaks...
IC fuckin` P`s in the Haugh!
(Violent J)
Abracadabra, boom shaka day,
I`m Violent J, and I`m back like a vertebrae.
And I come with a hat full of tricks,
Trunk full of Faygo, car full of fat chicks.
Ha Ha-Ha Ha Ha Ha-Ha-Ha, fuck you.
Wicked Clowns, we`d like to say what`s up,
To the Cobras, X-men, and Counts,
And everybody with clown love,
Even sets I never heard of.
Roll into town, and out with the big top,
Four cards down, and two more still to drop.
And when it does, I`d pack up and hit the road,
Cause I don`t wanna see your head explode!
Toss me an axe, and I`ll toss you a dead chicken,
Add a buck, ya get a two liter wit` `em.
And when the genie says on with the show,
It`s Hokus Pokus Joker`s, Great Milenko.
(Chorus)
Once again, the psychotic carnival creatures in the house.
Hokus Pokus Joker`s ride,
Come take a spin on a carny-ride
Southwest slithering snakes of darkness come out
Hokus Pokus Joker`s ride,
Come take a spin on a carny-ride
(Shaggy 2 Dope)
Shazaam, Bam! Shaka-laka lokey,
Shaggy the clown back like scoliosis,
Call me a psycho skitzo freak,
And I`ll call you by your name! (Dick Anus)
Cuz I could give two shits and a fuck,
I bounce down Vernor in a popcorn-clown truck.
I`m a circus ninja southwest voodoo wizard,
I grab ya gizzard!
Jump on the carpet, let`s take a spin,
Everybody`s waitin` for the show to begin.
Up to the top, by the neck, and let ya go,
Try to land in a glass of Faygo!
You suck! Ya missed the fuckin` glass,
Broke ya neck, and busted ya fuckin` ass,
But the genie says on with the show,
Hokus Pokus Jokers, Great Milenko!
(Chorus)
What awaits you after death? Rub the lamp and explore.
Hokus Pokus Joker`s ride,
Come take a spin on a carny-ride
Enter Milenko`s funhouse.
Walk right though the wrecked hall.
Hokus Pokus Joker`s ride,
Come take a spin on a carny-ride
(Violent J)
Rude boy and Chucky, down wit` the clown,
First time we ever went to Mexican town.
I remember, we couldn`t pay the bill, they got hot,
And beat us down in the fucking parking lot!
(Shaggy 2 Dope)
Tall Jess, Jumpsteady, and Nate the Mack,
Tagged ICP by the train tracks!
And it was on, the dawn of a new day,
Magical carpets grippin` down the freeway.
(Violent J)
Walked in a gypsy`s tent with a food stamp,
And walked out with a magical lamp, yeah,
I met Milenko, he gave me three wishes,
That night, I fucked three fat bitches!
(Shaggy 2 Dope)
Can`t get the fuck wit` it, forget it,
I`ll rip ya face off, and wipe my ass wit` it!
When the genie says on with the show,
It`s Hokus Pokus Jokers, Great Milenko!
(Chorus)
Climb aboard our magic train, and join us in song.
Hokus Pokus Joker`s ride,
Come take a spin on the carnie ride.
City to village, hamlet to town, the show must go on!
Hokus Pokus Joker`s ride,
Come take a spin on the carnie ride.
Clouds of darkness, and underneath them come the clown
Hokus Pokus Joker`s ride,
Come take a spin on the carnie ride.
Fuck that!
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