Holiday lyrics

alright, got your passport?
check
got your t-shirts?
check
got your sunglasses?
check.........aw no, aw no, i left `em in the caaar
alright, have you got...your draw?
check
got your fags?
check
got your rizla?
check
they`re the 3 things you need to be in the GLC........right, lets go on `oliday!
yey, safe as fuk, wey

alright, i`m goin` on holiday
i`m goin` away for a fukin` week and a day
i`m gonna stay there and with some of my mates
and get wrecked up and drink beer by the crate

i go`s away..........another can
i sold my car and bought a camper-van
but i only got as far as fukin` Porthcawl
when the engine fuked up and it started to stall

i`ve packed my case and i`m on my way
it`s time to go on fukin` holiday
i booked it last month and it wasn`t very dear
i don`t care where i go just as long as there`s beer

i gets off the plane, there`s a pain in my ass
but that`s only because it`s rammed with grass
then the bloke looked at me funny and thought that i was scum
next things i knows i`m in fukin` customs

chorus -
serious, mate you gotta come on holiday
if you do`s it right the DSS`ll fukin` pay
serious, mate you gotta come on holiday
if you do`s it fukin` right the DSS`ll fukin` pay

i saved all my cash and went to Ibiza
with eggsie and his cousin and a girl named Rita
but when we got there it was hot as hell
we forgot to book a fukin` hotel

we had no hotel, we had a tent
we had to find a place to rent
so adam hussain had a quick look around
and found a nice piece of fukin` camping ground

i go`s on holiday with my nan
we gotta really book a caravan
i fukin` loves it, i always want more
this year we`re going to fukin` Bangor

met a girl called Sharon, she`s really quite fit
went to a club in Barry, it was fukin` shit
i couldn`t stay there very long
so i went back the hotel and smoked up a bong

chorus -
serious, mate you gotta come on holiday
if you do`s it right the DSS`ll fukin` pay
serious, mate you gotta come on holiday
if you do`s it fukin` right the DSS`ll fukin` pay

i got to Spain and i had no money
i thought, `fuk this, i`ll get some curry`
i looked at the birds, they looked really nice
a bit like some dirty meat lookin` for some spice
like a curry...aaahh

you gotta get away to work on your tan
so i go`s with adam and his nan
i gotta get down to somwhere by the sea
so i stays in a fukin` B&B, you knows it

Oue la piscine et dans la gare?
i dunno much french so i won`t get far
i ask all these bastards if they knows where to go
to get some crazy drugs like some speed or some blow

chorus -
serious, mate you gotta come on holiday
if you do`s it right the DSS`ll fukin` pay
serious, mate you gotta come on holiday
if you do`s it fukin` right the DSS`ll fukin` pay

i got my lotion and my flip-flops
they were on sale in that b-boy shop
i`s goin` away on my holidays
to top up my tan and get some rays
laters, clarts, i`m off on a plane
they better be ready for adam hussain

got my exctasy stashed, it`s time for some fun
and i`m off to Spain to get me some sun
loads of birds on the beach, lookin` real fine
gotta get some action, quick time

i said to this french bloke, `do you know half a Q?`
i think he said, er, `fuk you`
`alright mate, do you know half a quarter?`
`hey, fuk you and fuk your daughter`

chorus -
serious, mate you gotta come on holiday
if you do`s it right the DSS`ll fukin` pay
serious, mate you gotta come on holiday
if you do`s it fukin` right the DSS`ll fukin` pay
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