Holiday Songfinal Renidition lyrics

Holiday Song (from final rendition)
Went to the store, sat on Santa`s lap.
Asked him to bring my friends all kinds of crap.
He said, `all you need is to write them a song.`
Now you haven`t heard it yet, so don`t try to sing along.
So don`t sing along.
Monica, Monica, have a happy Hanukkah.
Saw Santa Claus, he said hello to Ross.
And please tell Joey Christmas will be snowy.
And Rachel and Chandler, [mumbles some nonsense that rhymes with `Chandler`].
Happy holidays everybody!