Hook Em Cow lyrics

Down in Dakota County lives the Hook `Em Cow
She`s a looker, so we took her to the big pow-wow.
Come along and see her, say how-de-do and take a bow
Very glad to meet you she`s the Hook `Em Cow.

Hook `Em Cow, hear the song a-rattling
Hook `Em Cow, we`re a-coming now
Hook `Em Cow, shooting like a Gatling
Clear the street, you`re going to meet the Hook `Em Cow.

Now over at the pow-wow things were getting rough
All the kegs were fried, no-ones got enough.
Someone said `a burger,` and though I thought it murder
We were lookin` to be cookin` up the Hook `Em Cow.

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Hook `Em Cow was lookin for a place to run
She`s a ramblin` rovin` bovine with a Gatling gun.
But Old MacDonald shot her, Mr. Rogers joined the slaughter
They were loppin` and a choppin` up the Hook `Em Cow.

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