Hootnanny lyrics

I could go number one ten times
Pretty girls that like my rhymes
You can say Bubba ain`t gonna shine
Guess wha, wha, don`t really give a hootnanny
I could go number one ten times
Pretty girls that like my rhymes
You can say Bubba ain`t gonna shine
Guess wha, wha, don`t really give a hootnanny

Now I done banged a heap of Betties in various modes of transport
`N told them as they exit be sure that they close the damn door
The quiet country types is usually those I`m scared for[??]
Some scared at first, but usually those demand more
Really ain`t conceited, I just call myself the cutterbug
A horny little parasite that all the women love to love
Tell you what it is today, I ain`t concerned with what it was
Bubba fixin` to get it done, I put that on my brother ??
Hear them in the closet, in the kitchen, justa whisperin`
Bubba so psst psst knowing that I`m listening
I ain`t gotta chain, boy my peck[?] is all that`s glistenin`
Whachu steamin` on folk, y`all ain`t even disciplined
I ain`t leaving nothin`, this the house me and my people built
Huggin` me and dappin` me, buddy I can see your guilt
It`s cold when you`re wrong and you lookin` like you need a quilt
Y`all matter less everytime this margarita tilt

I could go number one ten times
Pretty girls that like my rhymes
You can say Bubba ain`t gonna shine
Guess wha, wha, don`t really give a hootnanny
I could go number one ten times
Pretty girls that like my rhymes
You can say Bubba ain`t gonna shine
Guess wha, wha, don`t really give a hootnanny

A lot of y`all was thinkin` that Bubba would probably disappear
Get some show money from UGLY and buy a keg of beer
And another pig to give my other pigs some company
Rent a doublewide and just live it out in luxary
In due time, but there`s business left to attend to
I need another farm to bequeath my next of kin to
And another ? before my great aunt Missy
Yea, I`ve been drinkin` but I ain`t that pissy
Thinkin` back to when my daddy told me what it`s all about
He said no matter what I do in life, some of y`all`ll pout
I can deal with that long as all my folks is eatin` good
Let that channel pass over more than any Easter could
I`m on the roll again and I ain`t talkin` ecstacy
Tell them folks at Interscope they fixin` to write some checks to me
Soon as me and Timmy finish up this latest pig schlop
Man I think you right, it ain`t nothing but some hen???

I could go number one ten times
Pretty girls that like my rhymes
You can say Bubba ain`t gonna shine
Guess wha, wha, don`t really give a hootnanny
I could go number one ten times
Pretty girls that like my rhymes
You can say Bubba ain`t gonna shine
Guess wha, wha, don`t really give a hootnanny

I`m back off in the saddle with smile and that cajolery
Mama always knew how big a stallion I would grow to be
Way beyond these suckers both lyrically and vocally
I doubted for a moment, now it`s clear to me I`m supposed to be
An uncanny whit plus a time that is impeccable
Make the sharpest cat feel his mind is just a vegetable
How does Bubba do it, you won`t find it in a manual
Confused them all at first so this time is understandable
Staring at the ceiling fan, pondering my future now
Wondering what the hell to do with all this loot I found
Got my tractor polished up and I`m as drunk as Cooter Brown
Navigating yet another one of Timmy`s supersounds

I could go number one ten times
Pretty girls that like my rhymes
You can say Bubba ain`t gonna shine
Guess wha, wha, don`t really give a hootnanny
I could go number one ten times
Pretty girls that like my rhymes
You can say Bubba ain`t gonna shine
Guess wha, wha, don`t really give a hootnanny...