Horny lyrics

Voice: Production?

Sid: Its Sid Greenfield for Matt and Trey.

Voice: Hold on..

Matt: Hello?

Sid: Trey?

Matt: Oh no, this is Matt.

Sid: Matt.. it`s Sid Greenfield

Matt: Oh, Hey Sid! What`s going on man?

Sid: Uh, hello.. uh listen, uh man, okay, this is you and me talkin` here, okay? Okay, listen, I`m sitting here, bleeding out my ass.

Matt: Umm, right..

Sid: Okay.. and you know why, man?

Matt: Why?

Sid: Because of this Mousse T track.

Matt: Oh, horny horny horny?

Sid: Yeah, and you know, its, its gotta go on the Southpark Album.

Matt: Oh no dude, we`ve already talked about this, we hate this song..

Sid: No, i know you..

Matt: We`ve already talked about this!

Sid: I know you hate it, I hate it, everyone hates it.. but listen, we need this pop song on the album! This is what the kids wanna hear.. This is where the money`s gonna be made!

Matt: I don`t care about that!

Sid: I`m the only one who agrees with you, okay? This is huge in europe right now, and everyone in Europe hate you except for me, okay? I`m your, i`m your guy here, okay? Listen to me..

Matt: Right..

Sid: This song, is the best song ever written.

Matt: How can you say that?

Sid: What`d I say? Matt: `This is the best song ever written.` Sid: I agree with you man! I agree with you right there, it is a great song, and I know that, i know its a great song..

Matt: Hold on, i`ll.. Trey, Trey? They, they wanna put that uh, that Mousse T, that horny horny horny song, they wanna put in on the album.

Trey: No dude, we said no! I thought i told him no last week!

Sid: Okay Matt, Matt, listen.. you know what? This is just you and me talking, but Fuck trey.

Trey: This is Trey!

Sid: Okay Trey, listen to me.. this is you and me talking here, The Mousse T track, its gotta go on the album..

Trey: No!

Sid: Hello?

Trey: Hello.

Sid: Will you listen to this song just one more time?

Trey: No..

Sid: Okay, here it goes.. here it is.



I`m horny all night long, I`m horny all night long

I`m horny all night long, I`m horny all night long

I`m horny all night long, I`m horny all night long

Sid: Are you listening?

Matt: This song sucks man!

Trey: This song sucks! We`ve already talked about this!

Sid: Listen, listen to this part..

I`m horny all night long, I`m horny all night long

Sid: Woooo!

Sid: You see that man! You gotta give it a chance.. Let it get under your skin.. You can`t tell me that your feet ain`t moving.

You`ve got me horny in the mornin` and you kno-o-ow..

I tried to call you, but I cannot find the telephone

I sent a message through the Internet, but it rejected..

I wrote a letter, and I sent it with the po-o-ost.

The post it takes so long, I`ve got to sing this song..

To let you know how I feel, what`s the deal baby?

And I can`t wait for you, and the things you make me do..

My heart is ringing so I`m singing this song for you!



I`m horny.. horny, horny, horny.

Sid: Yeeeaah!

So horny.. horny, horny, horny.

I`m horny.. horny, horny, horny.

Sid: Ooooh, feel it man.

So horny.. I`m horny, horny, horny tonight!



I searched from town to town, but I can`t find my bird, oh no..

I got so desperate, that I sent a rocket to the moon.

In New York City, someone said they saw you singing the blues..

But it was a man from Nowhere Land that looked like you.

I will keep searching on, this feeling`s much too strong..

My heart is ringing, so I`m singing this song for you!



I`m horny.. horny, horny, horny.

Sid: You see that Matt? They`re singing `horny horny horny`, but its actually a metaphor for being horny, its genious..

So horny.. horny, horny, horny.

I`m horny.. horny, horny, horny.

Sid: Have you ever been horny, matt?

So horny.. I`m horny, horny, horny tonight!

Sid: Matt? Matt are you still listen.. Matt, are ya still listening?

I`m horny, horny, horny tonight!

Sid: Arrgh, Son of a bitch! Matt, god dammit! Pick up the phone!

I`m horny, horny, horny tonight!

I`m horny all night long, I`m horny all night long..

Matt: I`m still here

Sid: Hi Matt.

I`m horny all night long, I`m horny all night long..

Sid: See, check this part out right here..

I`m horny all night long, I`m horny all night long..

I`m horny all night long, I`m horny all night long..



The post it takes so long, I`ve got to sing this song..

To let you know how I feel, what`s the deal baby?

And I can`t wait for you, and the things you make me do..

Matt: We said no to this song, like, a month ago.. it sucks!

Sid: Listen Matt, you know i agree with your, you know I always agree with you, right?

My heart is ringing so I`m singing this song for you!



Sid: Matt, you are wrong here!

I`m horny.. horny, horny, horny.

So horny.. horny, horny, horny.

Sid: Matt, you don`t understand, its European!

Matt: I don`t care about that!

I`m horny.. horny, horny, horny.

Sid: What if its the last song on the album?

Matt: No.

Sid: Okay, what if its the first song on the album?

Matt: No.

Sid: What if we get Deff Leppard do do it?

Matt: No!

Matt: All we wanted to do is have South Park Album..

Sid: I agree..

Matt: We didn`t wanna pack it with bullshit, its bullshit

Sid: I agree! I mean, thats why, uh..

Matt: No, this song, is NOT going on the South Park Record! Its NOT going on the album!

Sid: Matt, Okay, listen, okay Matt.. this is you and me talking here, Matt.. You said no, you listened to it, you said no.. so i`m not gonna put it on the album. You know why Matt? Because i`m your guy.
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