Hotel Can T Afford Ya lyrics

Hotel Can T Afford Ya lyrics

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Send "Hotel Can T Afford Ya" Ringtone to your Cell (This is a parody of Hotel California by The Eagles) From a dark desert highway we pulled into the inn Rome called for a census, I was from Bethlehem Up above from a distance a star was giving me light My wife was heavy ‘cause her child was due We had to stop for the night So I stood in the doorway of Bethlehem hotel And I was thinking to myself `I hope to heaven they`ll give me some help` But they told us no-can-do and they sent me away `There`s a place around the corner though where you both can stay` Welcome, but the hotel can`t afford ya Such a lovely place but we`re out of space Ran out of room and the hotel can`t afford ya It`s the time of year with the census here My wife was definitely gifted, that`s what the Lord`s angel said She was about to have a baby boy while still virgin Spent the night in the barnyard, cheap slumlord`s rent Some night to remember, some night to forget So because of what happened I was grieving for my wife I said `They probably haven`t cleaned in here since B.C. 65` Animal voices were calling for straw and hay Keeping you up through the middle of the night just as if to say… Welcome, but the hotel can`t afford ya Such a lovely place, but we`re out of space Holiday rush and the hotel can`t afford ya What a nice surprise for your silent night He was born that evening and shepherds came that night And they said `We`re all just visitors here of the Holy Christ` And in an ass`s manger, they found the boy asleep They started getting teary eyed so they went back to their sheep Last thing I remember there were wise men at the door They had a bunch of packages from the place they were before `We`re late,` said the wise men `We had problems Christmas Eve We`ve been checking out your shiny light all through the Middle East` Send " Hotel Can T Afford Ya" Ringtone to your Cell Hotel Can T Afford Ya lyrics @ Burbler Lyrics | Hotel Can T Afford Ya lyrics @ ELyrics | Hotel Can T Afford Ya lyrics @ Kovideo | Lyrics and Video @ MusicBabylon | Hotel Can T Afford Ya lyrics @ Songlyrics | Hotel Can T Afford Ya lyrics @ ELyricsWorld

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