Humping lyrics

[ VERSE 1 ]

Do you wanna get loose and talk freaky and graphic

Top down, bass hittin when you`re sittin in traffic?

Yeah, that beat got a brother fired up

Suckers lookin at the rubber when the Vogue tire cut

Dudes jock worse than they broads do

If the punk had a gun he`d be servin the crew

But I ain`t the one to take advantage of another man

I`ll give her the game, toss his hoe, then I`ll shake his hand

Because a brother like me is a potential threat

Book knowledge and street knowledge makes them sweat

When you put em both together it`s a combination

Of an educated thug that can run a nation

All my friends in schools ain`t bookworms

The librarian`s a freak, so we took turns

Ain`t no shame in a player like myself

I get ya on the table, if I can`t upon the shelf

Sex in bed is an old tradition

I like it at the beach, on the couch and in the kitchen

Man, I`m not comin up short when it`s about to jump

I`ma do it till it hurts, but now I`m goin hump



(What time is it?) --> Beastie Boys

It`s time to hump

(Hump)

(Get up)

(What time is it?)

It`s time to hump

(Hump)

(Get up)



[ VERSE 2 ]

I`ve been checkin out your gameplan

You`re straight lackin in mackin

Drivin hoes around town like a chauffeur, gopher

Yeah, your nickname is Gopher cause you `go-for` all the bullshit

You go for gettin used and go for gettin pimped

Punk marks like you campaign on the coochie

Told him that his girlfriend gave head, he said: "Do she?"

Five minute man, four minutes for foreplay

That means you`re only up in it for a minute

A brother like me is a Duracell

I guarantee she get a nut and make sure it`s swell

Oh, you make love to her so cute and nice

That`s why you tossed her once and I can toss her twice

Or three or four or five times

But she still rocked my ( ? ) on my sidelines

Romancer, cute Casanova

She`s always layin on her back with you, so I bend her over

I got cockshots and videotapes of her

But I won`t show nobody cause I know you love her

Take her out to dinner, to the movies and take her home

So when I get there all I gotta do is bone

You`re a push-beater and a pussy eater

I`m not tryin to say it`s bad but I just geed her

Had you thinkin she was wet cause she busted a nut

But that was MY nut, now you`re lickin her guts

Baby, tell me your sexual fantasy

I wanna make love in the bed or with the canape

Dreams come true when you`re messin with the sandman

You know the bone`ll make a nut if the hand can`t

We get freaky, but with you she acts like a queen

Got you bustin nuts in your jeans

Sittin with a hard dick sayin nothin

But only if you knew, partner, your girlfriend been humpin



(What time is it?) --> Beastie Boys

It`s time to hump

(Hump) (Humpin) (Humpin)

(What time is it?)

It`s time to hump

(Hump)

(Get up)

(Where is all the humpin people at?)

(Where is all the humpin people at?

Where ya at?

Say it loud)



[ VERSE 3 ]

I was drivin down the street, man, slammin the beat

Then I smelled something strong: two freaks in heat

So I bent a hard left and made a u-turn

Hm, one had braids and the other one a cool perm

Faces proper, the chest and the booties swollen

Got at em, now we`re three deep in the front seat rollin

Two broads and one dude will attract heat

I put the top up and headed for the backstreets

I got at both of em and had em interested

They said it`s been a while since they been intimate

I didn`t favor either one, I let them choose

Got em both juiced up so I can`t lose

One was all on my zipper, I was gettin horny

They said that if I wanted they would cook dinner for me

So I mobbed to the condo very quickly

Packed a gat in case these hoes trick me

So I started touchin on em and playin with em

They started grabbin and laughin and givin rhythm

The freakin was on until dinner time

I was eatin and thinkin of a strategy of gettin mines

I said damn, they were already finished eatin

Went to the room so I followed them and started freakin

One undressed me on the bed to my buck skin

One got undressed while the other had sucked me in

I can`t let her turn me out and toss a brother up

I switch it up and keep her workin for another nut

Put on the body armor, by now I`m ready for the war

I got one at the front and at the back door

You know the first nut shoots in no time

I ain`t sweatin cause the second one is showtime

It started seeming like a bad dream

Cause these two thick freaks had me beat on the tag team

But I was tossin em, flippin em, grindin em, pumpin em

They`ll remember Mhisani, man, cause I was humpin em



(What time is it?) --> Beastie Boys

It`s time to hump

(Hu-) (Humpin) (Humpin)

(What time is it?)

It`s time to hump

(Hump)

(Get up)

(What time is it?)

It`s time to hump

(Hu-) (Humpin) (Humpin)

(What time is it?)

It`s time to hump
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