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<pre><font size='+2'>CACKA BOOM lyrics IAN DURY</font><br>If you`re cold, well here`s a plan:<br />
 Pull the plug out of your fan<br />
 If you`re hot, now here`s a scheme:<br />
 Park your botty in the stream<br />
 If you`re tired, check this plot:<br />
 Seek a source that hits the spot<br />
 If you`re snooty, here`s a ploy<br />
 Stroll along the hoi polloi<br />
 You`ll not have owt to show for it<br />
 If you don`t go for it<br />
 You`ll have to come to terms with it,<br />
 Get on the firm with it<br />
 If you don`t get to grips with it,<br />
 You`ve had your chips with it<br />
 You`ll only come to rue it if you don`t do it<br />
 <br />
 If you`re lost, well try this notion:<br />
 Find yourself a magic potion<br />
 If you`re angry, check this wheeze:<br />
 Count to ten and then say, `cheese`<br />
 If you`re uptight here`s the answer:<br />
 Learn to be a belly-dancer<br />
 If you`re concerned, suss a wangle:<br />
 Try it from a different angle<br />
 Now you can put a name to it,<br />
 You must lay claim to it<br />
 You`ll have time to regret it,<br />
 If you don`t go and get it<br />
 You won`t have much to talk about<br />
 If you don`t go on walkabout<br />
 Don`t think you won`t mind it<br />
 If you don`t try and find it<br />
 <br />
 No-one said you must be good as gold<br />
 It`s what you haven`t done<br />
 That matters when you`re old<br />
 No-one said these things are pre-ordained<br />
 Nothing ventured...<br />
 <br />
 If you`re guilty, cop a stroke:<br />
 You only did it for a joke<br />
 If you`re dozy, here`s a tactic:<br />
 Tell `em all they`re too didactic<br />
 If you`re fed up, here`s a wrinkle:<br />
 Let your piano forte tinkle<br />
 If you`re wobbling here`s a trick:<br />
 Happy go toilet, click, click, click<br><br><a href='http://www.lyricsbay.com' target='_blank'>LyricsBay</a> | <a href="http://www.lyricsbay.com/cacka_boom_lyrics-ian_dury.html" target='_blank'>CACKA BOOM lyrics IAN DURY</a></pre>

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If you`re cold, well here`s a plan:
Pull the plug out of your fan
If you`re hot, now here`s a scheme:
Park your botty in the stream
If you`re tired, check this plot:
Seek a source that hits the spot
If you`re snooty, here`s a ploy
Stroll along the hoi polloi
You`ll not have owt to show for it
If you don`t go for it
You`ll have to come to terms with it,
Get on the firm with it
If you don`t get to grips with it,
You`ve had your chips with it
You`ll only come to rue it if you don`t do it

If you`re lost, well try this notion:
Find yourself a magic potion
If you`re angry, check this wheeze:
Count to ten and then say, `cheese`
If you`re uptight here`s the answer:
Learn to be a belly-dancer
If you`re concerned, suss a wangle:
Try it from a different angle
Now you can put a name to it,
You must lay claim to it
You`ll have time to regret it,
If you don`t go and get it
You won`t have much to talk about
If you don`t go on walkabout
Don`t think you won`t mind it
If you don`t try and find it

No-one said you must be good as gold
It`s what you haven`t done
That matters when you`re old
No-one said these things are pre-ordained
Nothing ventured...

If you`re guilty, cop a stroke:
You only did it for a joke
If you`re dozy, here`s a tactic:
Tell `em all they`re too didactic
If you`re fed up, here`s a wrinkle:
Let your piano forte tinkle
If you`re wobbling here`s a trick:
Happy go toilet, click, click, click

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