I Am Right lyrics

So tell me pretty baby, are you still talking bout yourself
You`re such a non-conformist, just like everybody else
And if you had a heart, tell me would you use it
And if you had a thought, I think you`d confuse it
And if you understood exactly what I`m saying
would you have the common sense to
Kiss My Ass
Cause I am right
I am right
I am right
I am right

I`d like to take your ego and crush it into a little ball
And then I`d take my baseball bat and knock it over the centerfield wall
Cause if you had a soul, I think you would sell it
and if you had a life, you`d serve your time in hell
Justice can be sweet, power is corrupting
So it would be my pleasure to have you
Kiss My Ass
Cause I am right
I am right
I am right
I am right

And if there was a god, I think she`d give her blessings
to every dirty deed, I would be confessing
So before I knock on heaven`s door please grant my last request
Would you be so kind as to
Kiss My Ass
Cause I am right
I am right
I am right
I am right