I Did It For The Toys lyrics

Santa kissed me under the mistletoe

tasted like egg nog and it was gross

said he was lonely and it had been a while

the elves run frantic when they see that look in his eyes

he sat me down and went on and on

wouldn`t shut up about how Mrs. Claus had gone

he said the plumber must`ve done something right

he fixed her pipes and she paid him back all through the night...



fa la la la la la ( X 4 )



Santa kissed me under the mistletoe

i guess i`m wondering how far this would go

we talked and drank until it was light

then the bartender kicked us out `cause we got into a fight

but i kept thinking of the swag for free

besides the old geezer needs some company

well i`ve been broke this year

it wouldn`t be so bad

i hate to admit it, but he`s the best i`ve ever had....



fa la la la la la ( X 4 )



Santa kissed me and i kissed him back

but i did it for the toys

figured i could get something more

than i did from other boys

Santa kissed me and i kissed him back

but i did it for the toys

smiled at me and wanted to see if i would



but he`s a pervert you can tell by his smile

or check the NAMBLA membership locked in his files

that big red suit and jolly face is a disguise

he only took it for the joys of little kids bouncing on his thighs

he drives me crazy now, he calls me all the time

i`m gonna dump him as soon as i get what`s mine

guess i should really reveal my family ties

he won`t get a clue so i hit him with a matzo ball

right between the eyes...



fa la la la la la ( X 4 )



santa kissed me and i kissed him back

but i did it for the toys

figured i could get something more

than i did from other boys

santa kissed me and i kissed him back

but i did it for the toys

smiled at me and wanted to see if i would ( X 2 )



what a loser!
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