Well i was sitting in a roadhouse down on highway 41
You were wiping off some ketchup on a table that was done
I knw you didn`t see me, i was in a corner booth
Of course you weren`t my waitress mine was missing her front tooth
So i flagged you down for coffee
But i couldn`t say a thing
But i`m in love with you baby and i don`t even know your name
I`m in love with you baby, i don`t even know your name
I`ve never been to good at all these sexual games
So maybe it`s just better if we leave it this way
I`m in love with you baby and i don`t even know your name
So i ordered straight tequila, a little courage in a shot
I asked you for a date and then i asked to tie the knot
I got a little wasted, yeah i went a little far
But i finally got to hug you when you helped me to my car
The last thing i remember i heard myself say
I`m in love with you baby, i don`t even know your name
I`m in love with you baby, i don`t even know your name
I`ve never been to good at all these sexual games
So maybe it`s just better if we leave it this way
I`m in love with you baby and i don`t even know your name
The next thing i remember, i was hearing wedding bells
Standing by a woman in a long white lacy veil
I raised the veil, she smiled at me without her left front tooth
And i said `where the heel am i and just who the hell are you?`
She said `i was your waitress and our last name`s now the same`
`cause i;m married to you baby and i don`t even know your name
I`m married to a waitress, i don`t even know her name
I`ve never been to good at all these sexual games
I never thought my love life would quite turn out this way
Hey i`m married to a waitress and i don`t even know her name