I Don T Wanna Be A Homosexual lyrics

I Don T Wanna Be A Homosexual lyrics

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Send "I Don T Wanna Be A Homosexual" Ringtone to your Cell (Dialogue from `Female Trouble,` between Edith Massey and Michael Potter) Aunt Ida Nelson: `Have you met any nice boys in The Swan?` Gator: `Oh, pretty nice.` Aunt Ida: `I mean any nice queer boys. Did you fool with any of them? Gator: `Aunt Ida, you know I dig women.` Aunt Ida: `Aw, don`t tell me that.` Gator: `Christ, let`s not go through this again.` Aunt Ida: `All those beauticans, and you don`t have any boy dates?` Gator: `I don`t want any boy dates.` Aunt Ida: `Oh honey, I`d be so happy if you turned nally.` Gator: `Hey, no way. I`m straight. I mean I like a lot of queers, but I don`t dig their equipment, y`know? I like women.` Aunt Ida: `But you can change. Queers are just better. I`d be so proud if you was a fag, and had a nice beautician boyfriend. I`d never have to worry.` Gator: `There ain`t nothing to worry about.` Aunt Ida: `I`m worried that you`ll work in an office, get married, have children, celebrate wedding anniversaries. The world of heterosexuals is a sick and boring life.` Gator: `Sometimes I think you`re fucking crazy. I`m real happy just the way I am.` People are telling me that I`m missing out on the fun. ` Cause I don`t go anywhere, and I don`t meet anyone. But I know how rumors fly. When you`re a lonely guy. And I`m here to tell you it`s a lie. There`s stange things going on at night most everywhere. You know those places, well you`ll never see me there. I walk by other men. And I don`t notice them. But then those rumors start again. So I`m gonna tell the world. I Don`t Wanna Be a Homosexual. I`m gonna find a girl. `Cause I Don`t Wanna Be a Homosexual. I guess that it`s okay. If other guys are gay. But my hormones are one-directional. And I Don`t Wanna Be a Homosexual. Somebody tell me what I did to start this talk. Is it the way I look? Is it the way I walk? Is it the clothes I wear, that make the people stare? Is it the way I comb my hair? I`m only hoping maybe there will come a day When I can make them understand that I`m not gay. But `till that day is near, Iguess I`ll live in fear. And I curse the day I pierce my ear. There`s nothing wrong with me. I Don`t Wanna Be a Homosexual. Know what I want to be. And I Don`t Wanna Be a Homosexual. Soft boys and closet queens, think Judy Garland`s keen. But I don`t think she`s nothing special. And I Don`t Wanna Be a Homosexual. (instrumental break) So now I`m wondering if maybe they`re not right. `Cause I`ve gone all paranoid and I can`t sleep at night. I went to see the shrink. What did the doctor think? I swear to god I saw him wink. I pray to God I`m wrong I Don`t Wanna Be a Homosexual. Why did I write this song If I Don`t Wanna Be a Homosexual? I hope it`s not too late, for them to set me straight. I`ve got to see a real professional. `Cause I Don`t Wanna Be a Homosexual, no! No no no no. No no no no no no no. I don`t wanna be, I don`t wanna be I Don`t Wanna Be a Homosexual. (repaeated in background) I don`t wanna go with guys named Shamus. I don`t wanna be rich and famous. I don`t wanna go to a French art festival and I Don`t Wanna Be a Homosexual. Send " I Don T Wanna Be A Homosexual" Ringtone to your Cell I Don T Wanna Be A Homosexual lyrics @ Burbler Lyrics | I Don T Wanna Be A Homosexual lyrics @ ELyrics | I Don T Wanna Be A Homosexual lyrics @ Kovideo | Lyrics and Video @ MusicBabylon | I Don T Wanna Be A Homosexual lyrics @ Songlyrics | I Don T Wanna Be A Homosexual lyrics @ ELyricsWorld

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