I don`t want to play football
I don`t understand the thrill of the game
I don`t want to play football
I don`t understand the thrill of the running, catching, throwing
Taking orders from a moron
Grabbing for the sweaty crotches
Getting hit by people I don`t know
Sugar, I`d rather play a different sort of game
Sugar, the girls are just as good as boy at playing