I Got The Chop lyrics

Went down in the valley,
I jumped back in the alley,
Scaled the highest peak,
I even plugged the biggest leak.

Aint none quicker than I,
Slicker than Superfly,
I don`t even have to try,
I got the chop!

I got the chop!
I can`t be stopped,
I`ll never get popped,
I got the chop, hey now!

I possess the keenest mind,
perhaps of all mankind,
My cranium do contain
Undoubtedly the greatest brain

My (sight?) is not the type,
Baby get sucked up all night,
I maintain outta sight
I got the chop!

I got the chop!
I`ve been through a lot,
Give it all I`ve got,
I`ve got the chop!

If somehow you still have doubt as to what I`m talkin` `bout,
Your insights extra dumb if you can`t tell where I`m comin` from,
`Cause if I ain`t got the chop, if I ain`t got the chop;

Moby Dick was a minnow,
Dumbo was a drunk,
Popeye was a pussy,
And Pinocchio was a punk!

No! That`s a buncha bunk!

SAX SOLO

I will fulfill your every need,
Satisfaction guaranteed,
Double your money back,
Your gonna swear I got the true knack.

Ain`t no haughty boast,
It`s a fact that I`m the most,
Just the most from coast to coast
I got the chop!

I got the chop!
I hit the spots,
Call all the shots,
I got the chop!

Oh, girl, I am the cream of the crop,
See, I`m the most from coast to coast,
I won`t get popped, I can`t get stopped,
I`ve been through a lot,
Give it all I got,
I got the chop!
Oh-oh, girl,
Oh, now,
Satisfaction guaranteed