I Hate You But You Re Interesting lyrics

(heaton/rotheray)
Tables turned over and curtains ripped
Bottles uncollected, collected here
Nothing seems to shine like these razor edges do
It`s a crazy little world without you

I went to see a doctor and she said `yes, go ahead`
`throw yourself into the sea`
I wrote a will for my friends
And this is how it read
`me, me, me, me, me, me, me`
No friends, everything for me, me, me
No friends, just me, just me

Fleet street was a very funny place
Home to the mad and the corrupt
What would you say if i told you today
I`d made this whole story up?

I made this whole story up