I Know  lyrics

I Know
Words & Music by Steven Page & Ed Robertson 
I know why I like you
it`s cause of your clothing and your haircut
and `cause you`re racist.
I have a match; your face,
My asking you questions you can`t answer.
You want to box me?
Our world works in a weird way
I`ve heard them say a man with a beard may 
frighten children or dogs but a moustache scares me more.
I know why you bite me
it`s cause of your instincts and your canines
and `cause I kicked you.
I have a bone to pick;
Please go on the paper and fetch me my slippers
and stop meowing.
Man`s best friend wags his tail and 
bares his teeth to the man with the mail and
though he`s frightened of thunder he never goes to war.
Tell me what`s the circumstance of circumcision?
And what goes in my daughter`s pants is whose decision?
I`ve seen the facts of inter-race relations,
of see-through slacks, of cyber-masturbation;
if a hundred monkeys each could get their own show,
Perhaps one day a chimp might say
"You have faith, you just need to use it sayeth the Lord"
I know why I like you
it`s cause of your sandals and your supper
and `cause you`re Jesus
I have a match; your Dad, my dad has
your picture right next to your mother`s
and one of Charo
They hold hands up in heaven.
And they say that their son`s name is Kevin
But I read in a book somewhere that his name is Jack...