I Ll Take You Back lyrics

When a freight train jumps off a track
And rolls down my road
And its summer time in Texas
And they`re playing in the snow
When politicians everywhere stop telling lies
And only state the facts
Right then, that`s when
I`ll take you back

Let`s say I get bucked off a bull and fall and hit my head
And then I get amnesia and forget the things you said
I lose my better judgement and I take up smoking crack
Right then, that`s when
I`ll take you back

[Chorus]
Go on keep trying
Come on keep calling
You know I like it
When you come crawling
Its like music
To hear you balling
Waa, waa, waa, waa, waa

When Donald Trump takes a part time job parking cars
When Clint Eastwood does ballet in a big pink leotard
And a donkey wins the Derby as he takes his victory lap
Right then, that`s when
I`ll take you back

[Repeat chorus]

The day that old morning sun rises in the west
And they pass a law in L.A. banning artificial breasts
When cars can run on water, gasoline and oil ain`t worth jack
Right then, that`s when
I`ll take you back

[Repeat chorus]

Its like music
To hear you balling
Waa, waa, waa, waa, waa