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<pre><font size='+2'>I M A WANKER lyrics IVOR BIGUN</font><br>My mother said<br />
that I never should<br />
never play with the naughty rude girls in the wood<br />
Their giggling talk I could never understood<br />
And thats why I fell in love with my right hand<br />
<br />
(Chorus)<br />
And thats why<br />
I`m a wanker<br />
I`m a wanker<br />
And does it good like it bloody well should<br />
I`m a wanker<br />
I`m a wanker<br />
And im always pulling my pudd<br />
<br />
I was 25 years old<br />
before I was kissed<br />
and then I found the guy prefered<br />
a swift one off the wrist<br />
Its cheap and convenient<br />
and you cant catch VD<br />
Its avalible at anytime and its absolutly free<br />
<br />
(Chorus)<br />
And thats why<br />
I`m a wanker<br />
I`m a wanker<br />
And it does me good like it bloody well should<br />
I`m wanker <br />
I`m a wanker<br />
and im always pulling my pudd<br />
<br />
Oh Mrs Palm<br />
and your 5 lovely daughters<br />
Thank you for having me<br />
and being oh so kind<br />
I`ve got pains in my arms<br />
and my donkeys growing shorter<br />
My knees have turnt to water<br />
And I think im going blind<br />
<br />
I`ve wanked over Italy<br />
I`ve wanked over Spain<br />
I`ve wanked in an omibus<br />
I`ve even had a wank in a train<br />
<br />
I`ve used a badger<br />
and a melon<br />
and a cat<br />
a inflatable Linda Lovelace<br />
and a David Crocket hat<br />
<br />
(Chorus)<br />
And thats why<br />
I`m a wanker<br />
I`m a wanker<br />
and it does me good like it bloody well should<br />
I`m a wanker<br />
I`m a wanker<br />
and im always pulling my pudd<br />
<br />
Oh Mrs Palm<br />
and your 5 lovely daughters<br />
Thank you for having me<br />
and being oh so kind<br />
I`ve pains in my arms<br />
and my donkeys growing shorter<br />
My knees have turnt to water<br />
And I think im going blind<br><br><a href='http://www.lyricsbay.com' target='_blank'>LyricsBay</a> | <a href="http://www.lyricsbay.com/i_m_a_wanker_lyrics-ivor_bigun.html" target='_blank'>I M A WANKER lyrics IVOR BIGUN</a></pre>

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My mother said
that I never should
never play with the naughty rude girls in the wood
Their giggling talk I could never understood
And thats why I fell in love with my right hand

(Chorus)
And thats why
I`m a wanker
I`m a wanker
And does it good like it bloody well should
I`m a wanker
I`m a wanker
And im always pulling my pudd

I was 25 years old
before I was kissed
and then I found the guy prefered
a swift one off the wrist
Its cheap and convenient
and you cant catch VD
Its avalible at anytime and its absolutly free

(Chorus)
And thats why
I`m a wanker
I`m a wanker
And it does me good like it bloody well should
I`m wanker
I`m a wanker
and im always pulling my pudd

Oh Mrs Palm
and your 5 lovely daughters
Thank you for having me
and being oh so kind
I`ve got pains in my arms
and my donkeys growing shorter
My knees have turnt to water
And I think im going blind

I`ve wanked over Italy
I`ve wanked over Spain
I`ve wanked in an omibus
I`ve even had a wank in a train

I`ve used a badger
and a melon
and a cat
a inflatable Linda Lovelace
and a David Crocket hat

(Chorus)
And thats why
I`m a wanker
I`m a wanker
and it does me good like it bloody well should
I`m a wanker
I`m a wanker
and im always pulling my pudd

Oh Mrs Palm
and your 5 lovely daughters
Thank you for having me
and being oh so kind
I`ve pains in my arms
and my donkeys growing shorter
My knees have turnt to water
And I think im going blind

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