I M An Asshole lyrics

I M An Asshole lyrics

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Send "I M An Asshole" Ringtone to your Cell Folks, I’d like to sing a song about the American Dream About me, about you About the way our American hearts beat way down in the bottom of our chests About that special feeling we get in the cockles of our hearts Maybe below the cockles, Maybe in the sub cockle area, Maybe in the liver, maybe in the kidneys, Maybe even in the colon, we don’t know I’m just a regular Joe, with a regular job I’m your average white, suburbanite slop I like football and porno and books about war I got an average house, with a nice hardwood floor My wife and my job, my kids and my car My feet on my table, and a Cuban cigar But sometimes that just ain’t enough to keep a man like me interested (oh no, no way, uh uh) No I gotta go out and have fun at someone else’s expense (woah yeah, yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah) I drive really slow in the ultra fast lane While people behind me are going insane I’m an asshole (he’s an asshole) I’m an asshole (he’s an asshole, such an asshole) I use public toilets and I piss on the seat I walk around in the summer time saying “how about this heat” I’m an asshole (he’s an asshole) I’m an asshole (he’s the world’s biggest asshole) Sometimes I park in the handicap spaces While handicapped people make handicap faces I’m an asshole (he’s an asshole) I’m an asshole (he’s a real fucking asshole) Maybe I shouldn’t be singing this song Ranting and raving and carrying on Maybe they’re right when they tell me I’m wrong Nah I’m an asshole (he’s an asshole) I’m an asshole (he’s the world’s biggest asshole) You know what I’m gonna do I’m gonna get myself a 1967 Cadillac Eldora do convertible Hot pink, with whale skin hubcaps And all leather cow interior And make brown baby seal lions for head lights (yeah) And I’m gonna drive in that baby at 115 miles per hour Gettin` 1 mile per gallon, Sucking down Quarter Pounder cheeseburgers from McDonald’s In the old fashioned non-biodegradable styrofoam containers And when I’m done sucking down those greeseball burgers I’m gonna wipe my mouth with the American flag And then I’m gonna toss the styrofoam containers right out the side And there ain’t a goddamn thing anybody can do about it You know why, because we’ve got the bombs, that’s why 2 words, nuclear fuckin’ weapons, OK? Russia, Germany, Romania, they can have all the democracy they want They can have a big democracy cakewalk Right through the middle of Tinian Square and it won’t make a lick of difference Because we’ve got the bombs, OK? John Wayne’ not dead, he’s frozen, and as soon as we find a cure for cancer We’re gonna thaw out the duke and he’s gonna be pretty pissed off You know why, Have you ever taken a cold shower, well multiply that by 50 million times That’s how pissed off the duke’s gonna be I’m an asshole (he’s an asshole) I’m an asshole (he’s the world’s biggest asshole) A-S-S-H-O-L-E Everybody A-S-S-H-O-L-E I’m an asshole and I’m proud of it Send " I M An Asshole" Ringtone to your Cell I M An Asshole lyrics @ Burbler Lyrics | I M An Asshole lyrics @ ELyrics | I M An Asshole lyrics @ Kovideo | Lyrics and Video @ MusicBabylon | I M An Asshole lyrics @ Songlyrics | I M An Asshole lyrics @ ELyricsWorld

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