I M Fat lyrics translation: WEIRD AL YANKOVIC I M Fat song texte and letras WEIRD AL YANKOVIC I M Fat tab, paroles and testo WEIRD AL YANKOVIC I M Fat Karaoke and Music Video - none yet
Your butt is wide,
Well mine is too.
Just watch your mouth,
or I`ll sit on you.
the word is out,
better treat me right.
Cause I`m the king,
if cellulite.
Ham on, Ham on, Ham on whole wheat, alright
My zipper`s bust,
My buckles break.
I`m too much man,
For you to take.
The pavement cracks,
When I fall down,
I`ve got more chins,
Than Chinatown.
Well I never use the phone booth,
and I never see my toes, when I`m going to the movies,
I TAKE UP 7 ROWS BECAUSE
Don`t you call me pudgy, portley or stout, just tell me once again
Who`s fat?
When I walk out, to get my mail
It measures on the Richter Scale.
down at the beach, I`m a lucky man,
I`m the only one who can get a tan.
If I have one more pie, a la mode
I`m going to need my own zip code.
When you`re only having sceonds, I`m having 23rds
When I go to get my shoes shined, I`ve got to take their word because
CHORUS
If a shadow weighs 42 pounds, let me tell you onve again,
Who`s fat?
If you see me coming your way,
Batter give me plenty space.
If I tell you that I`m hungry, then won`t you feed my face because`
CHORUS
WOO WOO WOO WOO!! (when I sit around the house, I really sit around the house)