I M Going Slightly Mad lyrics

When the outside temperature rises
And the meaning is oh so clear
One thousand and one yellow daffodils
Begin to dance in front of you - oh dear
Are they trying to tell you something
You`re missing that one final screw
You`re simply not in the pink my dear
To be honest you haven`t got a clue
I`m going slightly mad
I`m going slightly mad
It finally happened - happened
It finally happened - ooh oh
It finally happened
I`m slightly mad
Oh dear
I`m one card short of a full deck
I`m not quite the shilling
One wave short of a shipwreck
I`m not my usual top billing
I`m coming down with a fever
I`m really out to sea
I think I`m a banana tree
Oh dear
I`m going slightly mad
I`m going slightly mad
It finally happened - happened
It finally happened - uh huh
It finally happened
I`m slightly mad
Oh dear
Ooh ooh ah ah
Ooh ooh ah ah
I`m knitting with only one needle
Unravelling fast it`s true
I`m driving only three wheels these days
But my dear how about you
I`m going slightly mad
I`m going slightly mad
It finally happened
It finally happened - oh yes
It finally happened
I`m slightly mad
Just very slightly mad
And there you have it