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<pre><font size='+2'>I M GONNA HIRE A WINOTO DECORATE OUR HOME lyrics DAVID FRIZZELL</font><br>I came crawling home last night, like many nights before<br />
I finally made it to my feet as she opened up the door.<br />
And she said, `You`re not gonna do this anymore.`<br />
<br />
She said: `I`m gonna` hire a wino to decorate our home,<br />
`So you`ll feel more at ease here, and you won`t have to roam.<br />
`We`ll take out the dining room table, and put a bar along that wall.<br />
`And a neon sign, to point the way, to our bathroom down the hall.`<br />
<br />
She said: `Just bring your Friday paycheck, and I`ll cash them all right here.<br />
`And I`ll keep on tap - for all your friends, their favorite kinds of beer.<br />
`And for you, I`ll always keep in stock, those soft aluminum cans.<br />
`And when you`re feeling macho, you can crush them like a man.`<br />
<br />
She said: `We`ll rip out all the carpet, and put sawdust on the floor.<br />
`Serve hard boiled eggs and pretzels, and I won`t cook no more.<br />
`There`ll be Monday night football, on T.V. above the bar.<br />
`And a pay phone in the hallway, when your friends can`t find their car.`<br />
<br />
She said: `I`m gonna` hire a wino to decorate our home,<br />
`So you`ll feel more at ease here, and you won`t have to roam.<br />
`We`ll take out the dining room table, and put a bar along that wall.<br />
`And a neon sign, to point the way, to our bathroom down the hall.`<br />
<br />
She said: `You`ll get friendly service, and Friday atmosphere.<br />
`I`ll slip on something sexy, and I`ll cut it clear to here.<br />
`Then you can slap my bottom, every time you tell a joke.<br />
`Just as long as you keep tipping, well, I`ll laugh until you`re broke.`<br />
<br />
She said: `Instead of family quarrels, we`ll have a bar-room brawl,<br />
`When the Ham`s bear say`s its closing time, you won`t have far to crawl.<br />
`And when you run out of money, you`ll have me to thank.<br />
`You can sleep it off next morning, when I`m putting it in the bank.`<br />
<br />
She said: `I`m gonna` hire a wino, to decorate our home,<br />
`So you can feel more at ease here, and you won`t have to roam.<br />
`When you and your friends get off from work, and have a powerful thirst.<br />
`There won`t be any reason, why you can`t stop off here first.`<br />
<br />
She said: `I`m gonna` hire a wino to decorate our home,<br />
`So you`ll feel more at ease here, and you won`t have to roam.<br />
`We`ll take out the dining room table, and put a bar along that wall.<br />
`And a neon sign, to point the way, to our bathroom down the hall.`<br><br><a href='http://www.lyricsbay.com' target='_blank'>LyricsBay</a> | <a href="http://www.lyricsbay.com/i_m_gonna_hire_a_winoto_decorate_our_home_lyrics-david_frizzell.html" target='_blank'>I M GONNA HIRE A WINOTO DECORATE OUR HOME lyrics DAVID FRIZZELL</a></pre>

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I came crawling home last night, like many nights before
I finally made it to my feet as she opened up the door.
And she said, `You`re not gonna do this anymore.`

She said: `I`m gonna` hire a wino to decorate our home,
`So you`ll feel more at ease here, and you won`t have to roam.
`We`ll take out the dining room table, and put a bar along that wall.
`And a neon sign, to point the way, to our bathroom down the hall.`

She said: `Just bring your Friday paycheck, and I`ll cash them all right here.
`And I`ll keep on tap - for all your friends, their favorite kinds of beer.
`And for you, I`ll always keep in stock, those soft aluminum cans.
`And when you`re feeling macho, you can crush them like a man.`

She said: `We`ll rip out all the carpet, and put sawdust on the floor.
`Serve hard boiled eggs and pretzels, and I won`t cook no more.
`There`ll be Monday night football, on T.V. above the bar.
`And a pay phone in the hallway, when your friends can`t find their car.`

She said: `I`m gonna` hire a wino to decorate our home,
`So you`ll feel more at ease here, and you won`t have to roam.
`We`ll take out the dining room table, and put a bar along that wall.
`And a neon sign, to point the way, to our bathroom down the hall.`

She said: `You`ll get friendly service, and Friday atmosphere.
`I`ll slip on something sexy, and I`ll cut it clear to here.
`Then you can slap my bottom, every time you tell a joke.
`Just as long as you keep tipping, well, I`ll laugh until you`re broke.`

She said: `Instead of family quarrels, we`ll have a bar-room brawl,
`When the Ham`s bear say`s its closing time, you won`t have far to crawl.
`And when you run out of money, you`ll have me to thank.
`You can sleep it off next morning, when I`m putting it in the bank.`

She said: `I`m gonna` hire a wino, to decorate our home,
`So you can feel more at ease here, and you won`t have to roam.
`When you and your friends get off from work, and have a powerful thirst.
`There won`t be any reason, why you can`t stop off here first.`

She said: `I`m gonna` hire a wino to decorate our home,
`So you`ll feel more at ease here, and you won`t have to roam.
`We`ll take out the dining room table, and put a bar along that wall.
`And a neon sign, to point the way, to our bathroom down the hall.`

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