I M Happy I Live In A Splitlevel Head lyrics

I`ve lived in apartments, I`ve lived in a home
I travelled in trailers when I used to roam
But now in these places you won`t have me dead
`Cause I`m happy I live in a split-level head

I do what I want to; no worries, no care
If anyone bugs me I climb little stairs
Way up to a level where I feel no threat
`Cause I`m happy I live in a split-level head

The stair climbing`s nothing, I couldn`t care less
I don`t rush for busses and trains are a mess
There`s no one to care for, I don`t make a bed
`Cause I`m happy I live in a split-level head

I like how I`m living, I`m nobody`s slave
My head`s above water, so don`t make a wave
There`s no door to lock and no dog to be fed
`Cause I`m happy I live in a split-level head

So why should I move when the neighborhood`s right?
No taxes to pay and no landlord to fight
Now I call this living, what`s more, like I said
`cause Im happy I live in a split-level head

Now you keep your ulcers, your ills, and what`s new
You sure couldn`t have them and live like I do
You think I have problems, but you do instead
`Cause I`m happy I live in a split-level head

I live with two people, I like both of them
He likes both of me and I like both of him
They`re my alter-egos and to them I`m wed
`Cause I`m happy I live in a split-level head

There`s no civil status in my neighborhood
And its that kind of thinking, that keeps it so good
I don`t take the lead but I like to be led
`Cause I`m happy I live in a split-level head

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I`ve lived in apartments, I`ve lived in a home
(so why should I move when the neighborhood`s right?)
I travelled in trailers when I used to roam
(No Taxes to pay and no landlord to fight)
But now in these places you won`t have me dead
(Now I call this living, what`s more, like I said)
`Cause I`m happy I live in a split-level head {together}

I do what I want to; no worries, no care
(now you keep your ulcers, your ills, and what`s new)
If anyone bugs me I climb little stairs
(you sure couldn`t have them and live like I do)
Way up to a level where I feel no threat
(You think I have problems, but you do instead)
`Cause I`m happy I live in a split-level head {together}

The stair climbing`s nothing, I couldn`t care less
(I live with two people, I like both of them)
I don`t rush for busses and trains are a mess
(he likes both of me, and I like both of him)
There`s no one to care for, I don`t make a bed
(They`re my alter-egos and to them I`m wed)
`Cause I`m happy I live in a split-level head {together}

I like how I`m living, I`m nobody`s slave
(There`s no civil status in my neighborhood)
My head`s above water, so don`t make a wave
(And it`s that kind of thinking that keeps it so good)
There`s no door to lock and no dog to be fed
(I don`t take the lead, but I like to be led)
`Cause I`m happy I live in a split-level head {together}

So why should I move when the neighborhood`s right?
(I`ve lived in apartments, I`ve lived in a home)
No taxes to pay and no landlord to fight
(I travelled in trailers when I used to roam)
Now I call this living, what`s more, like I said
(But now in these places you won`t catch me dead)
`Cause I`m happy I live in a split-level head {together}

Now you keep your ulcers, your ills, and what`s new
(I do what I want to; no worries, no cares)
You sure couldn`t have them and live like I do
(If anyone bugs me, I climb little stairs)
You think I have problems, but you do instead
(Way up to a level where I feel no threat)
`Cause I`m happy I live in a split-level head {together}

I live with two people, I like both of them
(The stair climbing`s nothing, I couldn`t care less)
He likes both of me and I like both of him
(I don`t rush for buses and trains are a mess)
They`re my alter-egos and to them I`m wed
(There`s no one to care for, I don`t make a bed)
`Cause I`m happy I live in a split-level head {together}

There`s no civil status in my neighborhood
(I like how I`m living, I`m nobody`s slave)
And its that kind of thinking, that keeps it so good
(My head`s above water, so don`t make a wave)
I don`t take the lead but I like to be led
(There`s no door to lock, and no dog to be fed)
`Cause I`m happy I live in a split-level head {together}

(What`d he say?)
What`d he say?
(Do you know what he said?)
I don`t know what he said!
(No, I don`t know what he said!)