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Now many many years ago when I was twenty-three
I was married to a widow who was pretty as can be
This widow had a grown-up daughter who had hair of red
My father fell in love with her and soon they too were wed
Oh I`m my own grandpa
I`m my own granpa
It sounds funny I know,
But it really is so
Oh I`m my own grandpa
This made my dad my son-in-law and changed my very life
My daughter was my mother `cause she was my father`s wife
To complicate the matter even though it brought me joy
I soon became the father of a bouncing baby boy
My little baby then became a brother-in-law to Dad
And so became my uncle, though it made me very sad
For if he was my uncle, then that also made him br`ther
Of the widow`s grown-up daughter who was also my stepmother
Father`s wife then had a son who kept them on the run
And he became my grandchild, for he was my daughter`s son
My wife is now my mother`s mother and it makes me blue
Because altho` she is my wife, she`s my grandmother too
Now if my wife is my grandmother, then I`m her grandchild
And every time I think of it, it nearly drives me wild
For now I have become the strangest case I ever saw
As husband of my grandmother, I am my own grandpa Send " I M My Own Granpa" Ringtone to your Cell