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*from the episode "4th Grade"*
Mr. Garrison: Hey! hurry up! Your takin too long in the damn tree of insides!
You in there? My god! Where the hell did she go?
Ah! Who are you?
Mr. Garrison`s gay side: Me? I am your gay side.
Mr. Garrison: My gay side? I DON`T HAVE A GAY SIDE!
Gay side: You must face me!
Mr. Garrison: You ain`t real. You can`t be!
Gay side: It is me. Your gay self and denial of who you are. Who "we" are.
Mr. Garrison: But i`m not gay!
Gay side: OH STOP IT! What about the time you looked at
Kel Sermackey`s penis in the men`s locker room!
Mr. Garrison: I was just comparing size!
Gay side: FOR 7 MINUTES? Oh! And what about the time you masterbaited
off to the men`s swimming team!
Mr. Garrison: I was beating off to the chicks!
Gay side: THERE WERE NO CHICKS!
Mr. Garrison: Oh damn you spirit! Haunt me no more!
Gay side: ADMIT IT!
Mr. Garrison: NO!!!
Gay side: ADMIT IT!
Mr. Garrison: Alright! Alright! I`m gay! I`m gay! You here that everyone?
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