I M The Only Gay Eskimo lyrics

I`m the only gay eskimo
I`m the only one I know
I`m the only gay eskimo
In my tribe

I go out seal hunting with my best friend Tarka
But all I wanna do is get into his parka
I`m the only gay eskimo
In my tribe

Well .. me an nut fluck chuck buck, we both like blubber
But me I`ve got this crazy fetish for rubber
I`m the only gay eskimo
In my tribe

I make a wish on the northern lights
That I could get a decent pair of whale skin tights
I`m the only gay eskimo
In my tribe

And the seals they sing now
*seal noises*

These cold winter nights are taking their toll
I even get excited when I see the north pole
See the north pole

I`m the only gay eskimo
I`m the only one I know
I`m the only gay eskimo
In my tribe
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