I M The Only Gay Eskimo lyrics

I`m the only gay eskimo
I`m the only one I know
I`m the only gay eskimo in my tribe

I go out seal hunting with my best friend Tarka
but all I want to do is get into his parka

I`m the only gay eskimo in my tribe

well, me and Nukflukchuckbuck, we both like blubber
but me, I`ve got this crazy fetish for rubber

I`m the only gay eskimo in my tribe

I make a a wish on the northern lights
that I could find a decent pair of whale skin tights

I`m the only gay eskimo in my tribe

and the seals they sing now (seal noises)
these cold winter nights, are taking their toll
I even get excited when I see the north pole (see the north pole)

I`m the only gay eskimo (only gay eskimo)
I`m the only one I know (I`m the only one I know)
I`m the only gay eskimo in my tribe
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