I M Ugly And I Don T Know Why lyrics

I was walking home from school one day
When I saw Danny standing there
I tried to show him my dirty underwear
He showed me his, but nothing could compare
Then he said

You`re ugly. What the fuck gave birth to you?
You`re ugly. And I`ll bet your mom is too
You`re ugly. Man, what`s with that `do?
You`re ugly... because you`re ugly

You know, I kinda wonder when I think back to those days
Why did all the boys get scared and run away?
So I looked in the mirror to see if it was true
And my reflection looked at me like it was scared too
And it said

You`re ugly. What the fuck gave birth to you?
You`re ugly. And I`ll bet your mom is too
You`re ugly. Man, what`s with that `do?
You`re ugly... because you`re ugly

Let me tell you guys a little story about my second grade love...
His namd awas Danny and he looked so good this one day in his plaid Toughskins
And everyday adter school I`d wait outside his classroom
Well, one day these three little girls came out right before he did
And this girl named Heidi Weller had a handfull of pumpkin seeds
And I said `Let me see those pumpkin seeds` and she said `No`
And I said `let me see those pumpkin seeds NOW bitch`
I grabbed her hand and she had Danny Irving`s name written on each and every one of those damn pumpkin seeds
And I said `hey bitch. That`s my boyfriend. Why dyou have my boyfriend`s name written on all your pumpkin seeds?
You little slut, you little seven-year-old slut.
I`m gonna kick your fuckin` ass, bitch`
And you know what she had the nerve to say to me that little...
She said

You`re ugly. What the fuck gave birth to you?
You`re ugly. And I`ll bet your mom is too
You`re ugly. Man, what`s with that `do?
You`re ugly... Because you`re ugly
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