I Make Hamburgers lyrics

My first customer was Megan

She came in for a hamburger with the lot - no meat

"Hey that`s a salad roll" I said and we started going out



My second customer was Susan

she came in for Diet Pepsi morning tea

Each day and I said "You don`t need to be on a diet.

Do you wanna come out tonight?"



I said "I`ll bring Gringo he`s got a lot of money

And he`ll take us to the bars where they`ve got a view.

He`ll buy us all those beers they give it to you in bottles

They put lemon in the top it don`t taste too bad I`m telling you"



My third customer was Maria she came in for hot chips and sauce

"More sauce" she said. I said "now you`re talking"

and she took me home to meet her mother



My fourth customer was Sandy she came in for nothing I could see except me

So it was I too, was eating a hamburger of sorts within an hour



I make hamburgers I get all the girls

and I take `em out to dinner and I give `em all a whirl

and If they work I keep `em If they don`t I keep `em too

But I teach `em all how to be dirty girls like you

Words & Music: Tim Freedman

Tim Freedman: vocal, backing vocal, piano

Stevie Plunder: guitar

Andy Lewis: bass

Stuart Eadie: drums

Holden Kingswood: chamois solo
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