I Must Increase My Bust lyrics

I Must Increase My Bust
Lords of Acid

Do that dance.

I must, I must, I must increase my bust (x4)

I got to admit I`m obsessed by tits
I had this problem since I was a kid
I used to look up to my auntie Marie
`cause she had big tits hanging down to her knees
Her nipples were poking right out of her gown
If boobs gave you wings she`d be flying around
As I grew older I made up my mind
I`d get me the biggest ones I could find

I must, I must, I must increase my bust (x4)

My ass just got bigger, my boobs stayed the same
I had to do something `cause I was ashamed
I filled up my bra with mellons and see
I looked like a fagot, a vamp in 3d.
The trick with the mellons, a shot in the eye
Not long did I wait to catch the first guy
But offcourse I forgot that mellons do rot
I smelled like garbage, shit warmed up

I must, I must, I must increase my bust

I got a new plan the idea is real cool
I decided to go to a gymnastic school
there I found out that I`m not alone
Suffering from this flatchested syndrom
So when I wake up or go into bed
I remember the wise words that my teacher said
If you want your man to drown in your lust
You must, you must increase your bust

I must, I must, I must increase my bust
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