I Need A Jew lyrics

Peter Griffin:
Nothing else has worked so far
So I`ll wish upon a star
Wonderous shining speck of light
I need a Jew

Lois makes me take the rap
Cause our checkbook looks like crap
Since I can`t give her a slap
I need a Jew

Where to find
A Baum or Steen or Stein
To teach me how to whine and do
my taaaaaxesss...

Though by many they`re abhored
Hebrew people I`ve adored
Even though they killed my Lord
I need a Jew

Max:
Hi, my name`s Max Weinstein,
my car just broke down,
can I use you phone?

Peter:
Now my troubles are all through
I have a Jew!

Max:
Hey!
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