I Ran Over The Taco Bell Dog lyrics

Hailie: Dick what are you doing?

Eminem and Hailie: Okay then! Everybody listen up!

Eminem: I`m goin` to hell! Who`s comin` with me???!?

Hailie: Somebody please help him! I think my dick`s gone crazy...

Verse 1
There`s no mountain I can`t climb, there`s no tower too high, no plane that I can`t learn how to flywhat do I gotta do to get through to you, to show you there ain`t nothin` I can`t take this chainsaw to?Fuckin` brains, brawn and brass balls, I cut`em off, and got`em pickled and bronzed in a glass jar inside of a hall with my framed autographed sunglasses with Elton John`s name on my drag wall, I`m out the closet, I`ve been lyin` my ass offAll this time me and Dre been fuckin` with hats off (Suck it, Marshall). So tell Laura and her husband to back off before I push this muthafuckin` button and blast off and launch one at these Russians and that`s allblow every fuckin` thing except Afghanistan on the map off. When will it stop? When will I knock the crap off?Hailie, tell `em baby,( My Dick`s Lost It!!)

Chorus
There`s really nothin` else to say, I... I can`t explain itI think my dick`s gone crazy A little help from Hailie Jade, won`t you tell `em babyI think my dick`s gone crazy There`s nothin` you could do or say that could ever change meI think my dick`s gone crazyThere`s no one on earth that can save me, not even HailieI think my dick`s gone crazy

Verse 2
It`s like my bitch always told me, rana rana rana rana rana rana rana rana rana rana and codeine and goddammit you little bitchfucker if you ain`t got nuthin` nice to say then don`t say nuthin`..uh, fuck that shit mother eat a bitchfuckin` dad, chew on a prick and licka million bitchfuckin` co
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