I spy a boy, I spy a girl, I spy the worse place in the world. In the whole
world. Oh you didn`t do bad, you made it out, I`m still stuck here. Oh but I`ll
get out. Oh yeah I`ll get out. Can`t you see a giant walks among you seeing
trough you petty lives? Do you think I do these things for real? I do these
things just so I survive. And you know I will survive. It may look to the
untrained eye I`m sitting on my arse all day, I`m biding time until I`ll take
you all on. My Lords and Ladies I will prevail, I cannot fail. `Cause I spy. Oh
I`ve got you number, taken notes, I know the way your minds work. I have
studied. And your minds are just the same as mine except that you are clever
swines :- You never let your mask slip, you never admit to it, you`re never
hurried. Oh no no no. And every night I hone my plan - how I will get my
satisfaction, how I will blow your paradise away. `Cos I spy. It`s just like in
the old days - I used to compose my own critical notices in my head : ` The
crowd gasp at Cocker`s masterful control of the bicycle, skifully avoiding the
dog turd next to the corner shop `. Imagining a blue plaque above the place I
first ever touch a girl`s chest. But hold on you`ve got to wait for the best.
You see you should take me seriously, very seriously indeed. `Cos I`ve been
sleeping with your wife for the past 16 weeks. Smoking you cigarettes, drinking
your brandy, messing up the bed that you choose together. And in all that time I
just wanted you to come home unexpectedly one afternoon and catch us at it in
the front room. You see I spy for a living and I specialise in revenge, on
taking the things I know will cause you pain. I can`t help it, I was dragged up.
My favorite parks are car parks. Grass is something you smoke. Birds are
something you shag. Take your ` Year in Provence ` and shove it up your ass.
Your Landbroke Grove looks turn me on, yeah. With roach burns in designer
dresses and thousands of tiny dryness lines beating a path to the corner of your
eyes. And every night I hatch my plan. It`s not a case of woman v. man. It`s
more a case of heves against haven`ts and I just happen to have got what you
need, just exactly what you need yeah. La la la, in the midnight hour. La la la,
will come to you, I will come to you. I will take you from the sickness, dinner
parties and champagne. I`ll hold your body and make it sing again. Come on -
sing again, let`s sing again. Oh yeah. `Cos I spy. I spy a boy. I spy a girl. I
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