I Tink My Beagle S Gay lyrics

1. MY BEAGLE DRIVES A RABBIT
ALL NIGHT LONG
HE AND HIS BUDDY PETE CRUISE THE BUSH ROADS
OUT OF TOWN
WELL I SORTA SUSPECTED THOSE TWO RIGHT
FROM THE START
NOW A STICK OF DYNAMITE WON`T BREAK
THOSE TWO APART
2. THE BUDDIES THINK HE`S A GOOD OLE`
STUDDLY HOUND
THE GREATEST DAMNED OLE` RABBIT DRIVING
MUTT AROUND
BUT THEY DON`T KNOW HIS TAIL WAGS THE
OTHER WAY, HOLY WAH
I`M TELLING YOU, I THINK MY
BEAGLE`S GAY

CHORUS:
IT`S HUMILIATING, AGGRAVATING,
FRUSTRATING, IRRITATING
WHEN YOUR DOG`S A FORNICATING
ON THE MAIL MAN`S LEG
THE HUMILIATION, AGGRAVATION,
FRUSTRATION THAT YOU FEEL
WHEN YOUR DOG`S GOT A RED ONE
FOR THE NEIGHBOR`S BULLDOG STAG
IT`S REPUGNANT, SHOULD I MAKE HIM CHANGE HIS WAYS?
IT`S REDUNDANT, WILL HE ALWAYS BE THIS WAY?
YOU KNOW LOOKS CAN BE DECEIVING
AND LOVE IS BLIND THEY SAY
BUT I`M NOT SURE, I THINK MY BEAGLE`S GAY

3. DA WIFE TOLD ME THAT I WAS
BEING A FOOL
IT`S JUST ANOTHER DOGGY PHASE
HE`S GOING THROUGH
SO I TOOK HIM TO MUTTIE MAKIE`S
DOWN THE STREET
HE HAD A BEAUTIFUL FEMALE BEAGLE
SHE WAS IN HEAT

4. I SAID TO MY DOG, `GO GET HER STUDDLY,
YEAH, HAVE SOME FUN`
`SHE`S RIGHT OVER THERE, COME ON, GO AHEAD,
SHOW OLE` MUTTI HERE HOW IT`S DONE`
WELL, HE WENT OVER THERE AND
TOOK A SNIFF
BUT THEN HE YAWNED AND TOOK A
GREAT BIG POOP
MUTTI LAUGHED AND LAUGHED,
I FELT LIKE A STOOP!

(REPEAT CHORUS)
IT`S OK THAT MY BEAGLE`S GAY