I Wanna Be A Boss lyrics

I been doodlin` on this notepad
And I been takin` telephone calls
I can tell this job`s at the end of the line
And I`m ready for the fall
But I been watchin` the boss carefully
and he always seems to be havin` a ball
And then I scratch my head and wonder
Why I`m down here and he`s up the hall...

All of my paychecks aren`t worth
The paper they`re printed on
I get `em Friday
And Monday they`re all gone
There must be some way
To change my situation
It`s time that I took up
A brand new vocation

I wanna take a two week vacation
26 times a year (add `em up)
When I go to exotic places
My jet will be a Leer
I`ll need several secretaries
Just to jot down notes
I`ll wear Gucci loafers
And expensive shirts
And blue executive, exotic coats

I, I said I wanna be a boss

Well I``ll drive in fancy cars
No, well maybe I`ll just cruise
With a limo and a chaufer
TV, telephone and booze
Tinted windows so the common folk
Can`t see me here inside
Maybe every now and then for fun
I`ll give some old coot a ride

Then maybe I`ll slip `em
A thousand dollar bill
The he`ll smile and shake my hand
And I`ll put him in my will
I`m gonna count up all my widgets
And digits and all my stuff
I`ll make millions in a day
But it`ll never be enough
Nope...not enough

`Cause I, I said I wanna be a boss

Now if I find a product I like
I`ll buy up the whole company
Then I`ll shave my face and grin
And smile and sell it on TV
And everyone will know me
I`ll be more famous that Howard Hughes
I`ll grow a long beard
And watch `Ice Station Zebra` in the nude

And grow my nails like Fu Man Chu
And keep a row of specimen jars
Get other people to work for me
Well no...maybe I`ll buy
The planet Mars
And build an amusement park up there
Better than old Walt`s place
You`ll have to be a millionaire to go
And we`ll smoke cigars
And lounge in lace
And talk the talk of businessmen
And bosses that we are
So here`s to me
The drinks are free
`Cause I just bought this bar...
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