I Wanna Be A Drugsniffing Dog lyrics

I wanna be a drug-sniffing dog

So I can snort coke all day long

Bite my master when it suits me

Get off on diminished capacity



I wanna be a customs man

Snoop through your stuff `cause I can

Sneaky peaky pry through your private lives

Stroke your panties, jackin` off at lunch



Weh oh, Weh oh ho

Sure beats Alpo



It`s the life

It`s the stink

It`s the attitude



I wanna be a San Francisco cop

So I can speed and run red lights

And sure as Rodney was a King

We got ways to make you sing



We can seize everything

Houses, cars, and life savings

Keep the loot for ourselves

Fake drug charge works every time



I wanna join the christian coalition

So I can molest my children

None suspect me `cause I`ve been saved

`Til my stepdaughter drowns her kids in a lake



Weh oh, Weh oh ho

Spare rod, spoil the child



It`s the life

It`s the stink

Choose your masks
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