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<pre><font size='+2'>I WANNA BE A MAN lyrics TEDDY AND THE FRAT GIRLS</font><br>(Indescipherable foreign accent) <br />
 Is everybody ready? <br />
 Hans? Johann? Heidi? <br />
 Let`s go, everybody. <br />
 <br />
 <br />
 I`m sorry I`m a girl, <br />
 and not a man. <br />
 Then I could come all the time, <br />
 in the palm of my precious little hand. <br />
 <br />
 Get drunk in the bars, <br />
 and act like a klutz. <br />
 It really wouldn`t matter. <br />
 I`d be too stupid to be nuts. <br />
 <br />
 <br />
 (Chorus) <br />
 I Wanna Be a Man <br />
 So I can stink. <br />
 A big, tough guy. <br />
 I`m sick of pink. <br />
 <br />
 And if I was a man, <br />
 I could tell lots of lies <br />
 About all the girls I`ve fucked. <br />
 Just like all of you guys. <br />
 <br />
 I`d be self-sufficent. <br />
 And I wouldn`t need another. <br />
 But if I got a little boo-boo. <br />
 I`d go running back to my mother. <br />
 <br />
 <br />
 (Chorus) <br />
 <br />
 <br />
 And if I was a man, <br />
 I`d always be hot. <br />
 Wouldn`t matter what I fucked, <br />
 Just as long as it`s got a twat. <br />
 <br />
 I`d just rip off her pants, <br />
 And fuck her, 1, 2, 3. <br />
 How did this stinking cunt, <br />
 Have the luck to find me. <br />
 (Ooo!) <br />
 <br />
 (Chorus) <br />
 <br />
 <br />
 <br />
 And if I was a man, <br />
 I could piss anywhere. <br />
 Piss on your wrist, you sonofabitch. <br />
 When you`re a man, you don`t care. <br />
 <br />
 I could fuck any time, <br />
 and be hard as a rock. <br />
 Spend my life worrying about <br />
 the size of my teeny little cock. <br />
 <br />
 <br />
 (Chorus) <br />
 <br />
 <br />
 And if I was a man, <br />
 All you sluts would give me head. <br />
 (I`d) Get my rocks off, <br />
 then I`d kick you out of bed. <br />
 <br />
 Be tackless and boring, <br />
 with nauseating breath. <br />
 I`d be a worthless piece of shit <br />
 From birth until death. <br />
 (Everybody!) <br />
 <br />
 <br />
 <br />
 (Chorus) <br />
 <br />
 (Everybody sing) <br />
 <br />
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(Indescipherable foreign accent)
Is everybody ready?
Hans? Johann? Heidi?
Let`s go, everybody.

I`m sorry I`m a girl,
and not a man.
Then I could come all the time,
in the palm of my precious little hand.

Get drunk in the bars,
and act like a klutz.
It really wouldn`t matter.
I`d be too stupid to be nuts.

(Chorus)
I Wanna Be a Man
So I can stink.
A big, tough guy.
I`m sick of pink.

And if I was a man,
I could tell lots of lies
About all the girls I`ve fucked.
Just like all of you guys.

I`d be self-sufficent.
And I wouldn`t need another.
But if I got a little boo-boo.
I`d go running back to my mother.

(Chorus)

And if I was a man,
I`d always be hot.
Wouldn`t matter what I fucked,
Just as long as it`s got a twat.

I`d just rip off her pants,
And fuck her, 1, 2, 3.
How did this stinking cunt,
Have the luck to find me.
(Ooo!)

(Chorus)

And if I was a man,
I could piss anywhere.
Piss on your wrist, you sonofabitch.
When you`re a man, you don`t care.

I could fuck any time,
and be hard as a rock.
Spend my life worrying about
the size of my teeny little cock.

(Chorus)

And if I was a man,
All you sluts would give me head.
(I`d) Get my rocks off,
then I`d kick you out of bed.

Be tackless and boring,
with nauseating breath.
I`d be a worthless piece of shit
From birth until death.
(Everybody!)

(Chorus)

(Everybody sing)

(Chorus repeated in background)

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