I want candy
Bubblegum and taffy
Skip to the sweet shop with my sweet heart Sandy
Got my pennies saved, so I`m her sugar daddy
I`m her Hume Cronyn and she`s my Jessica Tandy
I want candy
Put it in a pile
Split it wit my biddy, 50-50 down the line
Kinda like close encounters of the cavity kind
Talkin` licorice kisses
Talkin` chocolate dowsed smiles
I want candy
I got a sugar tooth
Put on your shin guards, Sandy, `cuz I wanna knock boots
Lick the peppermint stick `til the lollipop droops
Gumdrops that don`t stop `til the lip locks loose
Backup: Candy....Candy
I need candy
Bubblegum and taffy
Get in my way punk, you`re gonna get your ass beat, nasty
Do it `til your dad sees
Embarrass your whole family
Just because you came between a kid and his candy
I need candy
Any kind`ll do
Don`t care if it`s nutritious or FDA approved
It`s gonna make me spaz like bobcats on booze
A hyperactive juice that only I can produce
That fuels a giant drill
Bores straight into hell
Releasin` ancient demons from their sleep forever spell
So they can walk upon the earth and get resituated
And hawk the diet pills that the Pee Pants has created
I need candy
Want some candy
Eat candy `til I`m dead
I`ll kill you for some candy
Give me candy, candyhead
Where you keepin` all the candy?
Who made you candy king?
If you don`t give me some candy, I will make the ladies sing
Backup: Candy in the mornin`
Candy on the way to school
Candy at school, at lunch, and the afternoon
Candy at school, on the way home from school
Candy at dinner, at dinner, whoo-hoo
Mess up the mix
Mix up the mess
Come on down, yo
Here`s the address:
Said 612 Wharf Avenue
Right next to the gentlemen`s club