I Want To Look Like Arnold lyrics translation: ARROGANT WORMS THE I Want To Look Like Arnold song texte and letras ARROGANT WORMS THE I Want To Look Like Arnold tab, paroles and testo ARROGANT WORMS THE I Want To Look Like Arnold Karaoke and Music Video - none yet
I spend my days watching tv with a beer (oooh-aah, you`re fat)
It seems to cause my ample belly to appear (oooh-ahh, you`re fat)
Then one day my woman went and left me (did not want to sleep with a whale)
She said she found someone more manly (a body that could not fail)
So i went and i looked into the mirror (you looked like a big tub of goo)
And i dreamed of being big and strong (dreaming was the best you could do)
I thought to myself, what would i ask for? (if someone gave you a wish)
I think i`d like to look like my idol (that great big manly dish)
I want to look like arnold schwartzenegger
I don`t want to big fat and big (oh no, oh no)
I want to look like arnold schwartzenegger
I want a manly physique
I put down the cheetos and went and went on a crash diet (carrots were all you ate)
Then i found my skin was turning orange (you`re just a big mistake)
Then i overdosed on diet pills (too bad you did not die)
Still i want to look like my hero (that great big beefy guy)
I want to look like arnold schwartzeneggar
I don`t want to big fat and big (oh no, oh no)
I want to look like arnold schwartzeneggar
I want a manly physique
So i got a weight set and some steroids (to make you big and strong)
And i worked out really really hard (but it did not last for long)
I put out my back and the steroids made me sterile (not like it mattered anyway)
And as for looking like my idol (he has one thing to say)
I don`t want to look like arnold schwartzeneggar
I don`t mind being fat and big (oh no, oh no)
I don`t want to look like arnold schwartzeneggar
It`s easier being fat and lazy