I Want To Look Like Arnold Schwartzeneggar lyrics translation: WORMS ARROGANT I Want To Look Like Arnold Schwartzeneggar song texte and letras WORMS ARROGANT I Want To Look Like Arnold Schwartzeneggar tab, paroles and testo WORMS ARROGANT I Want To Look Like Arnold Schwartzeneggar Karaoke and Music Video - none yet
i spend my days
watching TV w/a beer (ooh-waaaa your fat)
this seems to have caused my upper belly to appear (ooh-waaaa your fat)
then one day my woman went and left me (did not want to sleep w/a whale)
she said she found someone more manly (a body that could not fail)
so i went and i looked into the mirror (you looked like a big tub of goo)
and i dreamed of being big and manly (dreaming is the best you can do)
i thought to myself `what would i ask for?` (if someone gave you a wish)
i think i;d like to look like my hero (he`s one big manly dish)
CHORUS:
i want to look like Arnold Schwartzeneggar
i dont want to be fat and weak (oh no! oh no!)
i want to look like Arnold Schwartzeneggar
i want a manly physique
i put down the Cheetos and I went on a crash diet (carrots were all you ate)
then i noticed that my skin was turning orange (you`re just a big mistake)
then i overdosed on diet pills (too bad you did not die)
still i want to look like my idol (that great big beefy guy)
CHORUS
i bought myself a weight set and some steroids (to make you big and strong)
and i worked out really really hard (but it did not last for long)
i put out my back and the steroids made me sterile (not like it mattered anyway)
and about looking like my hero (he has one thing to say)
i dont want to look like Arnold Schwartzeneggar
i dont mind being fat and weak (oh no! oh no!)
i dont want to look like Arnold Schwartzeneggar
it`s easier being fat and lazy