I Was A Teenage Grandad lyrics

My flatmate told me,
Said that you`d rung while I was out
Celebrating being young
And I was thinking while I was drinking,
I`d like to think I`m an adventurous chicken...

I never know when the night has ended,
I`m more stupid than God intended!
Instead of listening to the don`ts,
I just do.
It`s true! It`s true! It`s true...

I`m not through yet!
I wish I was teenage
Instead I am your grandad
I thought when I reached 27
I`d be either in hell or heaven,
Had a heart attack and went epileptic,
Almost prophetic as it was pathetic.
I looked grim,
Shook the cold hand of panic,
Said, `Have a nice death.`
But I`m no Titanic
And now I`m riding like the Headless Horseman,
On the run! On the run! On the run, yeah!

I wish I was teenage, instead I am your grandad!
Living like a teenage grandad,
Looking rahter sad.
My way is to be way out there.
Living like a teenage grandad,
Looking rather sa.
My way isn`t your way out...

I never know when the night has ended,
Man I`m more stupid than God intended!
Now I`m htere,
Living like a teenage grandad,
Looking rather sad.
My way isn`t your way out...
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