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<pre><font size='+2'>I WISH I WAS QUEER SO I COULD GET CHICKS lyrics THE BLOODHOUND GANG</font><br>You came twice last year like a Sears catalog <br />
Cause your last boyfriend makes love like Boss Hogg <br />
Well now you`re seeing me but soon I`ll have you seeing God <br />
Cause girl I`ll get you panting like you`re Pavlov`s dog <br />
Like a DC-10 I`m guaranteed to go down <br />
But baby your black box is the one that I found<br />
I`ll give you the gift that keeps on givin` it won`t cost you any money <br />
Then she grabbed me by the ears and said kiss me where it smell funny<br />
So down I go like I`m 2000 Flushes <br />
I can tell I`m doing something right by the way that she blushes <br />
She`s one that`s speechless but I`m the one that`s tongue tied <br />
She`s thinking holy mackerel I`m thinking tuna on the side <br />
There must be something wrong with Al Pacino`s nose <br />
Cause the scent of a woman is like rotten tomatoes <br />
Yea I`m snorkeling for clams and it doesn`t matter if I wanna be <br />
Don`t come up for air until you kiss me where it smells funny <br />
Drop my face below her waist and stay on third base <br />
I can tell that the cherry`s ripe by the way it tastes <br />
Yea I could make a lot of wine with the yeast I find inside her <br />
panties <br />
And then drink it while eating out down at the Seafood Shanty<br><br><a href='http://www.lyricsbay.com' target='_blank'>LyricsBay</a> | <a href="http://www.lyricsbay.com/i_wish_i_was_queer_so_i_could_get_chicks_lyrics-the_bloodhound_gang.html" target='_blank'>I WISH I WAS QUEER SO I COULD GET CHICKS lyrics THE BLOODHOUND GANG</a></pre>

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You came twice last year like a Sears catalog
Cause your last boyfriend makes love like Boss Hogg
Well now you`re seeing me but soon I`ll have you seeing God
Cause girl I`ll get you panting like you`re Pavlov`s dog
Like a DC-10 I`m guaranteed to go down
But baby your black box is the one that I found
I`ll give you the gift that keeps on givin` it won`t cost you any money
Then she grabbed me by the ears and said kiss me where it smell funny
So down I go like I`m 2000 Flushes
I can tell I`m doing something right by the way that she blushes
She`s one that`s speechless but I`m the one that`s tongue tied
She`s thinking holy mackerel I`m thinking tuna on the side
There must be something wrong with Al Pacino`s nose
Cause the scent of a woman is like rotten tomatoes
Yea I`m snorkeling for clams and it doesn`t matter if I wanna be
Don`t come up for air until you kiss me where it smells funny
Drop my face below her waist and stay on third base
I can tell that the cherry`s ripe by the way it tastes
Yea I could make a lot of wine with the yeast I find inside her
panties
And then drink it while eating out down at the Seafood Shanty

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